Saturday, July 16, 2005
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their
house...they run around in their underwear just
like we do..
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but
girls tell each other everything about everything.
Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy
friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the
drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait
for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're
beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If
they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If
they're going out with you in the first place, it's
because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your
friends that you did.
8.5. If you DO sleep with them, do not tell your
friends that you did.
9. Don't ever do anything wrong. girls remember
things for life and anything you did wrong will be
used against you in the future.
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can
eat like whales. (tee hee.)
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of
everything, but they do discuss these things with
their friends. Realize that if you make your
girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know
about it and your friends will know you're a
pussy.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that
much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things
from her boyfriend- a dinner by him, one of his
sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if
it's not
a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as
you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the
door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure
she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to
kick
the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours,
pull
your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a
joking
way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh,
you're so dumb" or something, never make any
gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't
care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters
that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with
their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince
charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their
parents,
and make sure to be nice to their animals
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross,
and it really does make them feel like crap, so be
understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're
introducing
her to your friends, you'd better damn well
introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date.
They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for
them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play
fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her
birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her
birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't
have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last,
don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if
you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize
that they really have started to trust you. When
you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you
have a lot more responsibility, privilege & control
than what you think.
so nice!! =)
hUitiNg stRange... 7/16/2005 06:37:00 PM
wahahha... so funny juz now.. was doing work infrnt of the comp.. den the comp turned into screen saver mode ma.. then my screen saver is this slideshow with alot of photoes de.. like.. i made it into like will show the photoes i haf in this specific folder jiu dui liao la... den tt time apr went to pork's chalet during her bdae.. den she n gaigai started taking retarded pics.. den got this v scary looking of porkie de.. den juz now when i was deep in concentration.. i looked up instantaneously... n i saw tt photo of retarded looking pork with her tongue stuck out n her eyeballs looking erm.... yea u get the idea... den i almost screamed.... bleah. wahahaha... -_-''' porkie the molesiew..pls do not go abt scaring ppl....
hUitiNg stRange... 7/16/2005 05:30:00 PM
heex.. notting much to blog abt oso laa.. hehe.. juz feeling quite relaxed these few days apart from getting back gp and worrying abt SHM... ahahas. erm yea.. btw. if u haven't heard i got C6 for gp... o0oops. ahahas. everytime i do well for gp i wun do well for content subj n vice versa... ahahas. i really shld drop gp..it's a curse. =X lalala~!
oh yeeaaaa btw happy belated 5mnths since i didn't blogged ytd. ahahas. lalala~ =) yeaaaaa so happy ytd.. ok tho SOMETHING or rather SOMEONE spoiled my mood somehwere in the the middle of the day.. but shan't mention since i get to go out with dar later... lalala~ haha.. went to ps as usual.. where else haha.. n yea. juz walked arnd lo..notting much oso haha.. n oh yah.. went to actn city.. n saw this totally heart-meltingly cute pink ver of ivory who shakes its head,body and legs. wahahaa. it's seriously so heart-meltingly. was balling over it like crazy laaaa. cldn't tk it... it's simply...... CUTE. *awwwwwwwwwwwww. hahaha ok me shall quit the drooling~
lalalalala~ in a quite crazy mood ytd.. so happy whenever wif the drop chem crowd... ahahas. coincidentally the 3 of us got BCC for bt2... ahahas. so happpy!!! which means falala can STAY!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee~~ ^^ so happy for him!! hehe.. yayyy... oh yah he was telling me abt city harvest beig the 2nd biggest church in the world? or izzit in asia? i dunnno forget liao.. haha.. then erm the biggest is far far bigger... in korea i tink.. den he say got 7million members!! whoaaa~ n ya noe wat? erm 10% or dunno how many percent i forget liao of the mambers are MILLIONAIRES. omg. n he says churches got this system tt members will give 1/10 of their pay to the church every month. so yeaaa u get the idea how much tt church gets every month hahaha. n like it's 12storeys high or something?? ohmygoodness. hahahah so interesting~ was oooh-ing and aah-ing when he told me lolx.
lalala~ i officially declare i dun like chi-sq.. it's not as easy as hypo testing. n i certainly dun understand SHM either... ahahas. nvm. i shall cont' pulling stun acts. i'm gonna get A for my mechanics one day... muahaha. dunno wat's got into me today... lalalala~ ^^
hUitiNg stRange... 7/16/2005 12:27:00 PM
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
wheeee~ since pork molesiew demands..i shall blog. muahaha.
mmm yeapz. notting much bahx.. haha.. sch finally functioning normally... grades r out except gp.. which i haf a horrible premonition tt i failed.. haha.. yea~ BCC.. muahaha. happy happy~ ^^ very beeg improvement liao.. haha.. from DFF to BCC wor~ yayyy~ ahahas. n the funny thing is i did better for fm then cmaths.. wahaha.. cool sia~ oh well.. juz now saw mr lam den talking to him.. den he say i shld b thankful to him for breakng my leg.. ahahas. so tt i stay at home study for exams during hols.. haha den he say muz go tell everyone to fall down before exams nxt time.. ahahas. LAME~ lol. but yea..if getting shut at home during hols is the worst thing tt can happen..i guess doing well for this blk test is the only consolation... lalala~ yayyyy!
haha yea.. finally walking arnd abit more this few days.. mon rushed home after sch den ate n bathed n went cheehwahwa's hse for tuition.. lalala~ slept when reached home muahaha. den tues ate @ hbf den went kovan cuz wanted get a bk from popular.. den dun haf.. so went to bras basah after sch today to get it.. lalala~ den went to eat @ bugis after tt... wheee~ so long nv go bugis liao~!! ahahas. so happy~~~~
mmm yea. juz now eugene chan was saying.. muz study at least 3 to 4 hrs per wkday... hahaha... yea so yah.. i shld really start working hard again liao.. bt2 so little topics alr nid 4wks to study.. so tis time muz start early liao.. bleahhhhhh. but so sad.. nv even went out play yet after bt2! =( n i wan watch movieeeeeee!! ='(
haha ok nvm.. i shall watch watever i wan after watever... hahah.. oh yea.. btw.. fishsee jiejie's sis coming back from australia today liao!! haha... she so happy.. cuz her jie back at last liao.. n you ren yang ta liao... so i oso very happy.. cuz you ren yang ta liao.. so she oso can yang me liao... wheeee~ so happppppy~ MIAN FEI DE!!! muahaha. ^^
hUitiNg stRange... 7/13/2005 06:37:00 PM
